Three Blind Mice-Rewrite Poem by Ramona Thompson

Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they run, see how they run

They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife!
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life
As three blind mice?

The original Mother Goose Song above

My Rewrite of the above below

Three came by and blew me twice
Three came by and blew me twice
Hubbby just got home!
Now watch how they run!
Now watch how they run!

They all put it down on the butcher's hot, young wife
Who later caught them and cut off all their....
With his big, shiny butcher's knife
Have you ever heard such a racy tale as this one of the horny three?
The horny three who blew the butcher's wife twice
Then met their bloody and not so nice ends
At the edge of a very large butcher's knife!

2009 Ramona Thompson