Tommy Perkins Really Is A Stupid Jerk Poem by Smack Thompson

Yeah I gots -a facebook-
THIS IS HOMELESSNESS IN THE 21ST CENTURY! (Buck Rodgers Styley!)

But that's not the point.


Here's the thing...I get tired

of Tommy God damned Perkins and Lana
always breaking up and.getting.
.back..together.
Lana looks good in the pictures
she posts/and I

figure it's because she's wearing
a lot of makeup to cover how much
he busts up her face
I unfriended him

which is easy when you've already
unfriended the world