Ton Of Fun Poem by Ima Ryma

I did make mad a leprechaun,
Trying to steal his pot of gold.
The wee guy caught me, whereupon
A change in my bod did unfold.
Into an elephant I turned.
All in all, life is not so bad
Where important stuff is concerned.
I've more fun than I ever had
Celebrating St. Paddy's Day,
And thanks to my wide hose like trunk,
Gallons of Guinness flow my way,
Providing me one super drunk.

St. Paddy's Day, it be my wish
All elephants become Irish.