Saturday, December 26, 2009
Too Difficult To Explain
'Ladies and gentlemen,
May I have your attention.
One of you has boarded this flight...
Accompanied by three dogs,
A bar-b-que grill, fireworks and a case of beer.
HOW you managed to evade our elaborate,
And well attended security system is a mystery.
Try not to detonate 'anything',
Until we land.
Or an embarrassment will be imposed upon us,
That will be too difficult to explain!
We thank you for your co-operation.'