Trump World Poem by Randy McClave

Instead of going to Disney Land
Let's go to trump world instead,
Where we all can buy and wear a small hand
And wear an orange wig on our head.
I heard they have magical mirrors there
That makes you look not fat, but small,
They said it's a wondrous affair
The mirrors also make you look fit and tall.
They have many games there to play
I heard that also as well,
One is how many laws can you obey
Before, you break them and are sent to jail.
I can't wait to ride the many rides
About them all I have been told,
There they say they have many slides
But, I heard their airplane rides have all been sold.
Some parks you can stuff a teddy bears
But, here you have something better to amuse,
Here they say God will answer all your prayers
After you design and stuff your golden shoes.
Here you also can shoot a BB gun
And try to win a great and a wonderful prize,
Shooting portraits of immigrants is great fun
Especially when shot between their eyes.
Sometimes they have a spelling contest
I heard that game was very hard to win,
My favorite words to spell was, "PROTEST"
And also the word, "SIN".
Buy a Bible at the amusement park gift shop
That's something you must honestly do,
Their Mascot is named Republican the flop
And he'll happily autograph your Bible for you.
So, if you want to go to a family amusement park
MAGA says this is a great one I have read,
So, if fun and true entertainment you wanna embark
Don't go to Disney, but go to trump world instead.

Randy L. McClave