Trumped Poem by Randy McClave

I have never slapped a married woman on her rump
Though I've made remarks about a female when she'd walk,
But, I never blamed it on others in locker room talk
But, then of course I am not a Trump.

I have never forced myself on a woman to give her a kiss
A young innocent girl I have never touched or fondled,
But, then of course I am not that one Donald
No matter if she is a Mrs, Ms or Miss.

I respect every member on my family tree
Because we weren't born with a silver spoon or a golden bottle,
But, then I am not a billionaire whose name is Donald
I pay my taxes because I truly love my country.

I don't have orange hair nor am I plump
I walk and I hike and I have played and ran on a court,
I don't see golf and riding in a cart as a sport
But, then of course I am not a Donald Trump.

Randy L. McClave