He was always trying to be hard.
But his friends thought that he was hard as a melted bucket of lard.
He had always tried to pretend that he was tough.
But he never played any real games that were rough.
His friends thought that he had just better stick to violent computer games.
Because all his other attempts at toughness were so lame.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem