Uh Oh Spaghetti, I'm Covered In Cheese Poem by Georgiana Hilderman

Spaghetti, oh spaghetti is so very hard to eat
Whenever someone serves it, you just end up in defeat!
First stab it with a fork, then try to twirl it on a spoon
It is quite the tricky exercise for daily meals at noon!
Then there is the messy part when sauce drips down your chin,
And those noodles go a-flying when around the fork you spin.
Spaghetti is the type of sport that you can never win.
So I've come up with this clever trick that you can always use
When you're staring at a menu and it's really time to choose
Put on your oldest tee-shirt, be oblivious to the stares,
Just indulge your love of pasta and slurp away your cares!