Viagra Falls Poem by Stanley Cooper

A honeymoon resort is Niagara Falls
A place to bill and coo
Seniors now visit Viagra Falls
Where they hope their coo will renew

“it ain’t over ‘till it’s over” a wise man once stated
So over the falls he went
To splash back to those days when he constantly mated
As a virile sexual gent

How it came out, we can only surmise
At least he gave it a shot
We hope he was able to improvise
And turn the Fall’s cold water to hot