Wants To Be President Poem by Randy McClave

He screams that's he's a true patriot
But, he never served and he is no vet,
5 times he had dodged the draft
And those who served their country, at them he laughed.
He doesn't like or respect U.S Pow's at all
He spoke that proudly in a town hall,
And he was befuddled when he was asked why
His answer was, "Why for a country would they suffer or die".

He said that he's a true God fearing Christian
He believes that he should glisten,
But, he has commented adultery and has raped and lied
He's been divorced multiple times with pride.
He doesn't ever go to church
He cannot quote one single Bible verse,
But, he posted himself holding an upside Bible
And he autographed it, as if he were a disciple.

He says that he is a great and winning businessman
He says he always has a winning plan,
But, he has filed bankruptcy many, many times
And he has been sued for bad business practices and labor crimes.
He never pays his fair share in taxes
He never supports legitimate practices,
Others he has proudly and monetarily screwed
That is why he is constantly sued.

He doesn't believe in birthright citizenship
Though he had 4 children from that type of relationship,
Though his grandfather and mother were immigrants
He treats all immigrants with a hate and a vileness.
He doesn't care or help the poor or the needy
All that he cares for is himself and the greedy,
And in his mind or soul his thoughts and beliefs dwell
All that he truly cares about is himself.

He thinks that he shouldn't abide to the Constitution
Him not taking an oath to it was his solution,
He proved that to the U.S that he was a traitor
Now he wants to be Americas first and only dictator.
Sadly the fake Christians and the stupid and the gullible
They believe all of his rants and lies as though he's noble,
Their money and blood and belief to him they sent
Now they want him as a President.

Randy L. McClave