Warranty Is Void Poem by Richard Wlodarski

Nothing's
Guaranteed
No more
Not even
From your
Best store
That's about
To go bankrupt
Bottoms up
Shoot em down
Nothing's
Guaranteed
No more
Not even
The butter
That you
Relish
That is now
That crappy
Margarine
Eating away
At your stomach's
Dismal chagrin
Not even
Wonder Bread
Rotting away
Wonder Woman's
Soulful baby
Sending Superman
To depths of despair
Not even
Toothpaste
Creating
Cavities
Rotting teeth
Now toothless
Nothing's
Guaranteed
No more
Not even
The presidency
Big bad
Woolly
Bully
God-fearing
Bigotry
In country
Of Crazy