They had run out of toilet paper at the store.
So he started buying boxes of facial tissue to wipe his butt.
He also thought that paper towels would work just fine.
So he stockpiled on them too.
But other customers started doing the same thing.
So after dumps, he had to use washcloths to clean his butt.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem