'Watch Out Where You Step' Poem by Linda Winchell

Rabbits and ducks, dogs, goats and birds
watch out were you step, the grass is loaded with terds!

They however make our lawn much greener
but I wish this fertilizer was somewhat cleaner.
You get it on your shoes, their collection of poos'
having to now get out vacuums and rug steamers!

We all must put up, with all this terd stuff
it's a part of nature you know?
If we didn't have poo, there'd be no flowers for you
they need all this stincky stuff to grow.

Kind of funny to think,
that with all this poo stink
that a flower ends up smelling to us much sweeter.