O Wayne Rooney and his ilk, perfectly sum up,
The quintessential English so called 'football star'.
They're decidedly vile of tongue and slow of wit.
In fact, it has become so bad that nowadays,
Current Captain: Kane, makes David Beckham, of all
People, look like Albert Einstein. It is a joke!
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