Weighing Shampoo Options Poem by Ima Ryma

Shampoo I showered with did say,
'For extra body and volume.'
Since the shampoo when rinsed away
Touched my torso, I did assume
That was why I was gaining weight.
Since I needed to wash my hair,
And showering best for my pate,
What other wash options were there?
Dish washing liquid I went to,
Because its label that I read
Did weight it in favor to do
Shower shampooing of my head.

I now use dish washing soap that
Dissolves the hard to remove fat.