What Did Dela Wear? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

What did Delaware, boys?
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys?
What did Delaware?
She wore a brand New Jersey,
She wore a brand New Jersey,
She wore a brand New Jersey,
That's what she did wear (an old scout song)

Her name is not Dela,
and beneath her skirt she wore nothing,
Not even a thong,
This unnamed Junior, is from Sickles High School in Citrus Park, Florida,
She had her fifteen minutes of fame and then some.
She was posed in group photo,
"The 16 year-old girl admits she didn't
wear underwear that day but says it was
because she didn't want her panty lines to show.
She showed a lot more,
What was she thinking?
What was her mom thinking?
They were NOT!
She didn't fold her legs when the picture was shot,
Could be that she wanted to create a stir or simply forgot?
Her mother, Jeannette,
-wants to the school confiscate and not hand out the yearbook.
She is asking the School to reprint the yearbook,
-without students taking a look,
At her daughter's private part.
For a start,
Absolutely not,
is Jeannette going to flip the bill for re-publishing the yearbook?
Is Sickles High School going to take this bait, - line, sinker, and hook?
Has Jeanette, for her daughter's sake, gone to CNN pubicly*
- check that, -publicly
I see a lawsuit not to distant in the future,
Perhaps by the end of this year,
One yearbooks is going to be auctioned on EBay I can foresee.

(5-16-09)
* a joeism