What Kind Of Acid Test Is This? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Bethany Sorro(w) ,
(who is white)
She is pathetic,
-she did not live in Afghanistan
-she did not encounter Taliban terrorist from Pakistan,
She accused a fictitious black woman,
throwing a fictitious cup of acid on her face,
(Like Susan Smith, who claimed a fictitious black man,
Stole her car with her two children in it
And drove the car into the water)
The police had no trace
of this alleged attacker yesterday, today or tomorrow.
Bethany said it was all a hoax.
Bethany attacked herself for unknown reasons,
Her conscience and misleading statements caused her coax
The truth out of her.
Bethany had wanted to be famous for 15 minutes,
Gone were the:
Today Show yesterday, Oprah today possibly CNN tomorrow
Give thanks to Andy Warhol,
Bethany didn't pass the litmus test for being sane,
Lindsay Lohan, TMZ, the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, the Octomom, Kate plus 8,
The realty shows and the mass media continues to hammer the brain,
We'll be all insane,
-better to get help now before it's too late.

9-18-10