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When A Feller's Itching To Be Spanked

Rating: 2.9

W'EN us fellers stomp around, makin' lots o' noise,
Gramma says, 'There's certain times comes to little boys
W'en they need a shingle or the soft side of a plank;'
She says 'we're a-itchin' for a right good spank.'
An' she says, 'Now thes you wait,
It's a-comin' — soon or late,
W'en a fellers itchin' fer a spank.'
W'en a feller's out o' school, you know how he feels,
Gramma says we wriggle 'roun like a lot o' eels.
W'y it's like a man that's thes home from out o' jail.

What's the use o' scoldin' if we pull Tray's tail?
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Susan Williams 09 April 2016

I like it when a man speaks the truth- -it's such a rare circumstance, the ornery creatures! But just like Grammy, we love 'em anyway especially after they got their spanking

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