When A Skinny Woman Get Mad Poem by Dorsey Baker

When a skinny woman get mad
she gets so ugly
when a skinny woman get mad
her skin turn another color
her eyes get real big
her teeth turn yellow
and she swell up
just like a big 'ol toad frog
a skinny woman
husband
went fishing one day
and when he come back home
he didn't bring no fish
she asked him
'how come you aint got no fish'
he said 'they aint biting'
then thats when she
walked over
and hit him in the face
with a dish towel!