When Ladies Become Man Poem by Emmanuel Karikoga

When ladies become man;
They become strong like the mighty Thor's hammer,
They unleash vengeance to cover traces they failed to conquer,
When they got blinded by depraved soul in the intimacy war.
They will steal the confidence within you, even if your name is "Confidence",
Because to them, the bigger picture is only about revenge.

When ladies become man;
They form gangs in order to vanquish their opponent.
They abandon their sisterhood norms and become hooligans.
They record every action to caution lads on the other side,
About the wrath that await them should they slip off-guard.

When ladies become man;
A reputable guy will be reduced to a mere gentleman,
Gets locked up in a room were female voices run the show.
On camera;
He will remain standstill like a stubborn mule,
While the forlorn look on his face does him no good,
As the lady in man equates it to being rude.

When ladies become man;
They spend their entire time watering a dead maize stock,
Hoping that it would live again.
As starvation thoughts mount in their mindset,
They play the blame-game with the maize-field and vow to never water it again.

When ladies become man;
They drop the slay-queen status as they realise their stupidity,
They earn fame and become masters of brutish.
The cycle proceeds to the next generation of girls,
Who would have taken the initiative to water an abandoned maize field.