Who Said That? Poem by soren Barrett

If a frog had wings it wouldn't have to bump its ass
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a monkey of brass
May you live long enough to see your grave covered with grass
Running from the sun be the one your shadow to pass

Even a blind hog can root up an acorn now and then
Runs as fast as a three legged hen
Faster than a one legged man in a butt kckin contest with ten men
He's so tight, to see Jesus riding a bike, he wouldn't pay a yen