World Records - Little Unknown Facts Poem by Ben Gieske

World Records - Little Unknown Facts

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(source - Guinness Book of World Records - 1989)

Illacme Plenipes, a millipede*
Continues to deceive
No one thousand feet it has
Seven hundred fifty feet it has

*This millipede is reported to have had 750 legs.

The millipede Illacme Plenipes*
Has a chore getting out and into bed
With all those shoes on his feet
Every morning and night repeating the feat

The difference between a centipede
And a millipede may be one of feet.
The one is shorter, the other longer than a foot.
The difference is plain when you look

The killer whale Orcinus orca *
is in marine waters the cheetah
Dall’s porpoise has a spurt to match
But soon must lag behind and watch.

*On Oct 12,1958, a bull whale measuring 20-25 ft in length was timed at 30 knots (34.5 mph) . This porpoise was also reported to be able to travel for short spurts at 30 knots.

Wagner’s Götterdämmerung+
An operatic aria when sung
Listeners must sit to listen awhile
about four times a 4-minute mile.

+ The longest single aria or operatic solo, Brünnehilde's recording of this opera was timed at 14 min.46 sec.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Robert Howard 30 January 2008

Everything you wanted to know on a page. Perhaps the reason Brünnhilde sang that long was to delay her plunge into the barbeque.

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