Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Winnie the Pooh had an alibi,
The Country Bear Jamboree had a gig in Knottsbeary Farms,
Smokey was registered in campground in Jellystone,
The Siberian Brown and Mexican Grizzlies,
Partied through out the week drinking Vodka,
And Tequila,
The court in Bitola, in Macedonia,
Tried in abstentia,
found the bear,
Not necessarily Yogi, guilty as charged,
Of stealing honey from a bee keeper.
Since the bear wasn’t owned by anyone,
The bee keeper had to be awarded damages by someone,
The bear is on the endangered species list and owned by the state,
So the judge ruled that the government of Macedonia shall pay the bear’s fine.
Tito, we aren’t Yugoslavia anymore
First of the year it was Kosovo not second the bear,
I would wonder if Alexander would care.
3-18-2008