I was worried
was it cancer?
A huge vein protruded
an angry welt
thicker than a finger
braided my behind
over the next few days
it settled down
Thank God
for hemorrhoids
I thought
until the doctor explained
it was common
in hairy Europeans
just an in grown hair.
My dad thought the same thing many years ago. Hemorrhoids sound pretty good after that scare!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
haha..such a comical view of such a horrid ailment...nice write!