You Took A Dump In My Pool Poem by Randy Johnson

(This is a fictional poem)

You have the nerve to act like a fool.
You actually took a dump in my pool.
What you did was very unsanitary and mean.
I can't hit you because you're under eighteen.
My girlfriend was the one who found the turd.
That was the loudest scream I've ever heard.
I have something to say and you'd better listen to my words.
If you ever pull this stunt again, you will redigest your turd.