Randy Johnson


You Got My Sister Pregnant - Poem by Randy Johnson

You got my sister pregnant and refused to take responsibility.
You told her it's her problem and now you have to deal with me.
Let's step outside and deal with this like men.
When I get done, you won't shirk your responsibility again.
You told her to have an abortion even after she decided to have the child.
Now I'm pissed off and I'm about to go wild.
You refused to marry my sister but you will pay child support.
Or I'll beat the hell out of you and then take you to court.
Take my word when I tell you that it's wise not to mess with me.
I weigh nearly two hundred pounds and I stand six feet three.


Comments about You Got My Sister Pregnant by Randy Johnson

  • (4/6/2007 10:16:00 AM)

    really really good, there is such a problem now a days with irresponsible boys that think they're men! Bravo! (Report)Reply

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  • (10/24/2006 8:03:00 AM)

    Nice to see there are still some real men around - and not just a bunch of wussie metrosexuals. BRAVO! (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Poem Edited: Thursday, October 28, 2010


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