Young Fred Who Has A Big Ego Poem by Francis Duggan

He is one who has a big ego not humble in any way young Fred
And he fancies himself as a top lover he boasts that he is good in bed
He turned twenty four last September he is in the prime of his life
And when asked does he one day hope to marry he says why should i have a wife

When young women are offering themselves to me and for sex i do not have to pay
To one i could never be faithful that's not me i am not that way
For sex i don't go to the brothel plenty young and willing women around
And those who love a night of hot passion believe me not hard to be found.

He fancies himself as a sex symbol there's one like him in every small town
To bed a few local young women is their only claim to renown
They have success with a few females and of their sexual successes they boast
And they even become so conceited that to themselves they drink a toast.

Young Fred is a local sex symbol at least that's how he makes himself out to be
He always walks down the street with a swagger as if to say you look at me
He has bedded a few women lately and his success has gone to his head
But he has had his own share of knock backs though nothing of them he has said.