The phone rang today
And I answered it with hello
It said 'your captain is speaking
You've won a trip to and fro'
He said 'you won a trip to the bahamas'
Where al the lovely ladies like to play
And I was thinking, with those bikinis
I just might be tempted to stay
Though I know it's a scam
I get the call at least once a week
But to dream of all those ladies
could get one weak in the knees
Now some of those ladies
Their cup size might be small
While others are so huge
But I won't mind if I watch them all
Some of the ladies have the right curves
And some walk with a booty shake
But watch out for the heavy ones
When they sit the earth might quake
Now don't get me wrong
The heavy ones need lovings too
And if you treat them with disrespect
They might come and sit on you
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem