Ramona Thompson Poems

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161.
S.O.S.

Dark rewrite of Rihanna's song by the same name

Lalala lalala la la lala la ohhh
You know...he's never really acted like this before
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162.
Ouvre Moi Ta Porte

Ouvre moi ta porte
Open your door to me
Come on
My sweet forbidden lover
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163.
Pms Mood Rising

Rewrite of CCR's Bad Moon Rising

I feel a PMS mood rising
If I wanna live to see another day
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164.
Das Ewig-Weibliche Zieht Uns Hinan

Das ewig-weibliche zieht uns hinan
The eternal feminine draws us upward
Poisons us till we are mindless
Powerless over our urges
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165.
Ils N'Ont Rien Appris Ni Rien Oublie

Ils n'ont rien appris ni rien oublie
They have learned nothing and forgotten nothing
So hard these moral men we have tried to teach
Lessons from the immortal ones above
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166.
I'M Pregnant

All alone and abandoned
I don't want to give my baby up
Far too late to abort
Would't take that route even if I could
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167.
Dissociative Identity Disorder V 2

Don't you dare mess with our Ramona
In her psyche deep
We wait to be called upon
Saviors when there is too much pressure in her life to handle
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168.
Multiple Personalities

Dark rewrite of the classic song, Personality

Over and over
I've tried to tell you
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169.
A Swift Abortion

Crying teardrops endless
On my guitar
Romeo came along
Whispered sweet in my ear
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170.
Why Should I Believe In Christmas?

Why should I believe in Christmas?
When in all my 30 years upon this God forsaken earth
I've never had even one
One present
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