Ramona Thompson Poems

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171.
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep Rewrite

Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
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172.
Police Are Rapists

Police are nothing more than rapists
Agree or disagree with the statement above?
You tell me
Do you not believe as I believe?
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173.
Frosty The Ho Man

Erotic parody of the Christmas classic Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the ho man
Was a horny naughty soul
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174.
Lesbian Women

Ladies, ladies, ladies
Exceptions to my straight laced rules I just can't make
So please do understand my sweet lovely babes
Bi curious or gay for you I just can't be
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175.
Transexual Escort

The best of both worlds
Rush rush
Now now
If you want some of my sugar so sweet
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176.
Booty Call

Blow my brain baby and guaranteed I will blow yours as well
Only one naughty thing on my mind tonight and that's you naked between my sheets
Ooh ooh my lover what fun we're sure to have
Tonight when it's just me, you and all these kinky sex toys that I love
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177.
Elvis Presley

Every hound dog has his day
Long live the king, but now we really must be movin' on
Viva Las Vegas
It's been fun, but now it's truely over
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178.
Donald Trump-The Grand Wizard Of Racism

Inspired by the storyof a certain speech made on MLK Day
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179.
Ramone, The Singing Hooker

Bridge

Got a secret
I'm a man
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180.
Censorship Sucks

Walking all over rights of your fellow man
Don't care who you hurt or why
Just as long as you crybaby get your way
Wanna live our lifes for us
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