Ramona Thompson Poems

All twisted
Torn up inside
Don't know what to do
How to act
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A parody of Britney Spear's Baby, One More Time

Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
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Inspired by Barny the purple dinosaur

Parody of Prince's song Purple Rain
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It was my birthday yesterday
The worst day of my life
My 30th birthday
No party
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Dark rewrite of the Christmas classic, Walking Through A Winter Wonderland

Warning sirens blare
Are you listening?
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Maybe it's time that I finally grew up and moved on
In an instant ripping away that boring goody goody image Disney inpaled upon me
Loosened up and ready
Every part of me
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Week after week
I can't seem to stop it
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Warning! The following may not be suitable for all readers or ages!

A kinky parody of the classic song Money, That's What I Want
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1st Verse
Girlfriend
I'm gonna tell your boyfriend (yeah)
Tell him (woo hoo)
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O tempora! O mores!
What times! What manners!
What has man done?
What has man made of himself?
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