She told me that she'd clean my house
If I'd buy her a low cut blouse,
And she wouldn't mind sweeping up the dirt
If I would buy her a very short tartan skirt.
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I drank one drink for her to love me,
As I definitely loved her
I toasted a cheer for it to occur,
Now I will just wait and wait and see.
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At the cemetery I visit my family and friends
Final lodging where their destination ends,
By their graves I will always say a personal prayer
And it always is, I wish that they were not there.
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She wanted to box
Even though she is a girl
A baton she didn't want to twirl
Now she strikes and blocks.
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I had installed a chain linked fence
To keep people and animals out of my yard,
Then they became curious and also tense
Because, crossing my lawn wasn't that hard.
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If I were a turtle,
I would need not ever run a hurtle.
Slow and easy would be my pace,
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Who is this Kanye West
A mentally ill performer I think at the very best,
An artist in my eyes and ears he is not
Arrogance, is all that I think he's ever been taught.
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They cheered the president when he arrived by plane
Even when he had caused both death and pain,
The streets were crowded as was almost every block
Racists and bigots gathered together like a deranged flock.
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God; are you there
Do you still listen when I pray,
If you still do, I need you Lord
There is so much for me to say.
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He showed her how to be treated
And how in life she should always be greeted,
He showed her that love and respect is always two
She'll want a husband that will say, I will, and I do.
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