Randy McClave Poems

God created Adam and Eve
He also created Madam and Steve,
God created everything from his blender
Which includes the gays and the transgender.
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I never did beat on her
Nor did I ever cheat on her,
Never did I mistreat her
Or would I wantingly defeat her.
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I am a nice guy
That is no lie,
I help all that I may
Then unto God for them I will pray.
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I remember when I had nothing
My soul was empty
I wanted more and plenty,
Then God gave me something.
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There is now only me
No one left on the family tree,
Loneliness is my decree
But, I will be brave.
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She told me that she'd clean my house
If I'd buy her a low cut blouse,
And she wouldn't mind sweeping up the dirt
If I would buy her a very short tartan skirt.
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If I were a turtle,
I would need not ever run a hurtle.

Slow and easy would be my pace,
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Violence begets violence I do believe
Which is the reason why I still grieve,
With revenge or violence I will not ever retaliate
I will not seal my own destiny, and fate.
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Make love and not war
We've heard that saying once before,
We even heard about giving peace a chance.
But, try and try as we may
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I am all alone ever since she had died
There's now an emptiness deep inside,
Will I see her again, that I do not know
I don't even know, where to go.
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