I’m a feisty little red head.
I’m a mother and a wife.
I am clever and outrageous
I lead an interesting life.
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I’m in trouble with my parents
It happens all the time
I’ve been watching “Tim” on Bargain Hunt
He helped me in my crime!
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I lost a friend of mine today
They put him in a box
I spun it round 3 times onstage
Now all we’ve found is socks!
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I took a walk into the woods
I needed inspiration
When I heard a voice say
“Scuse me sir” I turned in hesitation
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Its Christmas time at our house,
We've got presents round the tree.
There's some there for my brothers,
And there's one or two for me.
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There's something lurking in my room
It hides beneath my bed
I called my dad to come and help
But he just laughs instead
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When I was just a simple boy
I simply had no clue
Of how to get a girlfriend
Or with her what to do
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As I awoke this morning
On a pillow filled with feather
I dreamt I'd won myself a date
With the girl who reads the weather
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She's the girl from Billericay
With the warm and gripping voice
If I had to pick a singer
Without fail she'd be my choice
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A mountain I must conquer
Why? Because it's there
No more TV for a while
No slouching in the chair
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