A Proud Groom's Wedding Ode! ! !
Our little house, it’s got it all
But there’s not a grand garden, a pool – or even a hall
There’s no long drive with gates to impose
Just a little bit of front with some room for a rose
We have Archie the cat who’s always on the scrounge
And when he stretches out he’s the size of the lounge!
The stairs wind round like in a little dolls house
And there’s less room still when Archie brings in a mouse! ! !
The sofa for two it just about fits
And to fit the kitchen table I had to saw it to bits!
The old TV took up more space than was good
And if there ...