They threw down their nets
and they followed Him.
There was no time to
calculate profit or loss.... more »
I went to see where Jesus
once touched the earth
but the Catholics
had got there before me... more »
Take the wise men to the Emperor's palace.
Wash their hands in water.
Get them to say something about truth.
Does anyone know any good Jewish jokes?... more »
The Lord God says:
'Share your bread
with the hungry,
bring the homeless poor... more »
You were one with the Father.
Then the Father turned his back on you.
You felt forsaken,
hanging there between heaven's thunder... more »
There are people after Jesus.
They have seen the signs.
Quick, let's hide Him.
Let's think; carpenter,... more »
Christmas is really
for the children.
Especially for children
who like animals, stables,... more »
I woke in a place that was dark
The air was spicy and still
I was bandaged from head to foot
The morning that death was killed.... more »
What happens in heaven?
Will I sit on a cloud?
Is walking or talking
Or jumping allowed?... more »
If Jesus was born today
it would be in a downtown motel
marked by a helicopter's flashing bulb.
A traffic warden, working late,... more »
We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin.
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.
We believe in sex before during
and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy's OK
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything's getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated.
You can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there's something in ...
History repeats itself.