If They Ain'T Got A Belly Button, Run Poem by Ting Bang Bong

If They Ain'T Got A Belly Button, Run

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If they ain't got a belly button, run.
If they ain't got a belly button, run.
If they ain't got a belly button,
Even if it's, Betty Hutton,
If there is no button,
Better run!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 21 November 2020

Betty Hutton: " American stage, film, and television actress, comedian, dancer and singer" I know for a FACT that BH had a BB. I peeked! ! ! i 'love' both the sound and the shape of the poem, & the humor/humour of course. to MyPoemList, but i'd drop the comma you have before Betty. ;) bri :)

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Richard Jarboe 20 April 2009

no belly button means outer space impersonator. Thanks for the tip, rj

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Joshua Fegley 22 December 2006

Maybe I should take notes........

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