My wife just reminded me:
"The garbage gets collected tomorrow morning
And you'd better take it out now."
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I seem to attract women who are crazy!
I wonder why that should be!
Is it because they see in me
Some comforting rationality—
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Snow last night
Early this year
Flakes still flutter
White drifts four feet deep.
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Oh, how wonderful it must be
To wing like that Pelican o’er the sea!
What shall we name it, I ask my wife.
“Ulysses” she says, “or Penelope.”
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Sometime in the future the Sun will explode and destroy the Earth.
What then will this poem be worth...
Or anything else for that matter?
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As a boy
One evening
In a restaurant
On one of the hills surrounding Rome
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Everyone's so busy dying slowly-
(Though some die quickly) -
So who needs...
War?
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"Whenever you meet a contradiction
You must make a fine distinction."
No two conflicting statements can be true!
The Medieval Scholastics made this observation.
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Some women are like red wine and honey
Others like nourishing bread.
You are Champagne—
1907 Heidsieck,1928 Krug, or Perrier-Jouet
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