(Pay Toilet)
Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a nickel and couldn't get started
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There once was a gal named Grace
Who had an ugly face
—She said, 'My face I don't mind it,
—'Cause I am behind it
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I had a white rabbit named Sam
Who one day went on the lam.
When he came back
I knew he’d been in the sack
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There was a cow from Californy
Who was very, very horny.
He wasn’t sexy, instead
Two biggies grew from his head
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There was a cowboy from Wyoming
Who sang to the cows in the gloaming.
-It was all they could take
-And it kept them awake.
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Now I lay me down to dreams
Life's not always what it seems.
Sometimes, to just get through the day
I have to dream my life away.
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Dragged out this morn
Feeling so worn,
Still in the stream
Of a late dream.
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Beeeeee Ooooooo
Beeeeee Ooooooo
It sounds like a foghorn or a donkey braying.
An ominous sound, if you know what I’m saying.
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The zebra is a beautiful beast
He has stripes that go from west to east.
Or is it east to west? , I don’t know
But I like the way they seem to flow.
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