Jack Prelutsky Poems
|1.||Pumberly Pott's Unpredictable Niece||12/12/2015|
|2.||Suzanna socked me Sunday||2/15/2016|
|3.||I Went Hungry on Thanksgiving||8/26/2015|
|4.||A Wolf Is At The Laundromat||12/13/2013|
|6.||I met a dragon face to face||6/19/2015|
|7.||Deep In Our Refrigerator||12/13/2013|
|8.||A Pizza the Size of the Sun||7/21/2015|
|9.||Homework! Oh, Homework!||3/17/2015|
|10.||Super Samson Simpson||1/20/2003|
|13.||Bleezer's Ice Cream||1/13/2003|
|14.||As Soon As Fred Gets Out Of Bed||1/20/2003|
|15.||Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face||1/20/2003|
|16.||Last Night I Dreamed Of Chickens||1/20/2003|
As Soon As Fred Gets Out Of Bed
As soon as Fred gets out of bed,
his underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs, "Don't put it there,
a head's no place for underwear!"
But near his ears, above his brains,
is where Fred's underwear remains.
At night when Fred goes back to bed,
he deftly plucks it off his head.
His mother switches off the light
and softly croons, "Good night! Good night!"
And then, for reasons no one knows,
Fred's underwear goes on his toes.
Bleezer's Ice Cream
I am Ebenezer Bleezer,
I run BLEEZER'S ICE CREAM STORE,
there are flavors in my freezer
you have never seen before,
twenty-eight divine creations
too delicious to resist,
why not do yourself a favor,
try the flavors on my list: