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Super Samson Simpson

Rating: 3.8

I am Super Samson Simpson,
I'm superlatively strong,
I like to carry elephants,
I do it all day long,
I pick up half a dozen
and hoist them in the air,
it's really somewhat simple,
for I have strength to spare.

My muscles are enormous,

they bulge from top to toe,
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Salu Salu 13 January 2009

'for when I carry elephants, my grandma carries me.' you hit it well when these lines expounded which in turn burst out laughing.

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Chinedu Dike 15 January 2017

OMG! This folk sent me into convulsive fits of excitement.

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RL :) 02 May 2018

wow no one talks about this one lol

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Adeeb Alfateh 12 July 2019

My muscles are enormous, they bulge from top to toe, and when I carry elephants, they ripple to and fro, great poem great 10+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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Bernard F. Asuncion 12 July 2019

Hahaha. I love this witty poem.....

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Dr Antony Theodore 28 June 2020

My muscles are enormous, they bulge from top to toe, and when I carry elephants, they ripple to and fro, but I am not the strongest my grandma carries me..... funny and very interesting.tony

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Shaun Cronick 24 April 2020

A brilliant and witty poem with a superb end pay-off line.

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minsha 12 July 2019

You mean the Federal Judge sister who helped bonespur with numerous coverups? Yeah, I thought you meant her. Pretty sure she left the USA and moved to a country without extradition. http: //www.4cashpath.com/

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Jane Campion 12 July 2019

A good example for those that like humorous poems. Try one I will.

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Edward Kofi Louis 12 July 2019

I do it all day long! ! ! ! Thanks for sharing this poem with us.

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