Homework! Oh, Homework! Poem by Jack Prelutsky
Homework! Oh, Homework!
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
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9/29/2023 1:28:03 AM # 1.0.0.1115
reminds me of my younger self, Funny and true poem
No it is not true! I LIKE HOMEWORK! ! ! ! ! !
Homework stinks
Yo, homework is horrible. Just like the school system.. (homework is horrible but depends 99% of the time it is bad)
Its true to you, but its not to most of us. I wouldn´t take baths with a man-eating shark.