Joe Rosochacki Poems

“I reckon thar be whole bunch of Jews would be fixin’ to get the 50K”,
That could be what I can possibly hear in Dothan,
Dothan wants to gets more Jews,
so City of Dothan is offering $50,000.00 each family,
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Alexander D. Smith how dumb are you?
A million dollar bill, the US Mint hasn’t any.
You could have ten one hundred thousand bills
And be in as much trouble as you are now,
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What was he thinking?
Joe Cullen, the offensive assistant coach for the Detroit Lions,
Did do very offensive,
He took a trip to Wendy’s;
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My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?
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I was familiar when Monsanto when I sold carpet.
(Beckwith-Evans to be exact, where I was spared my demise by a duo of thugs)
Monsanto Ultron-Z was fiber that was 'wear-resistant',
And later Monsanto was involved with many things and that's not all of it.
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Too many boys!
Boys were being born in China outnumbered the girls in the last few decades.
I was in China back in 1996 and I became aware of the Chinese government's charades.
The Communist Government in China, Beijing,
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Cowabunga Catholic?
aka
How does an Imaginary Character Fit Into the Dogma of the Roman Catholic Church?
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The rovers of NASA are becoming terrestrial investigators,
They were designed to trap any mysteries from beyond our reach
With their special eyes and mouths, designed by their creators,
To see things and taste things, pass along the information, that was their niche.
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I grew up a city
A city within Detroit city
I grew up a street
Which was called Charest
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George Morales was in deep trouble.
He disregarded the numerous citations that were on his minivan,
Which were posted because he did not pay attention to the
- No Parking signs,
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