poet nicola burkett

nicola burkett

27 - The Naughty Nun And The Catholic Priest

The naughty nun and the Catholic priest
Gathered in the rectory for a sexual feast
With cigarette smiles and moaning pleas
The naughty nun drops down to her knees
While rule breaking in the confessional box
The white marble statues start to rock
Holy foreplay sinful fire
They cannot escape their forbidden desire
Everyday they embark on sexual debauchery
Inside and out of God holy sanctuary
Giving god an unsightly view
Between the front and the second pew
They frolic about and have saucey fun
The Catholic priest and the naughty nun

Poem Submitted: Monday, November 20, 2006
Poem Edited: Monday, November 22, 2010

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Comments about 27 - The Naughty Nun And The Catholic Priest by nicola burkett

  • Vickie Burkett (1/28/2009 9:36:00 PM)

    Wikid poem.100% true but some people cant seem to see that. You have used nothing false in this poem and you should be proud of it. Every one knows what they are like so why hide it. If that crazy women dont like it its coz every word you wrote is true and she is ashamed, and if she isnt then she should be i know i would be. Be proud of what you have produced! ! ! Love lil sis xxx

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  • Shifa Burkett (1/12/2009 8:03:00 PM)

    nicola your poem is written with truth and maturity this sort of thing does go on in the catholic church even thou they deny it and push it all under the carpet, infact they do worse abuse young children etc they should be ashamed

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  • Kate Brierley (1/5/2009 8:19:00 PM)

    WOW! The imagery in this poem is AMAZING! You are really talented - Mary can stick a cork up her a$$ - this poem is HILARIOUS!

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  • Mary Murphy (11/7/2008 7:11:00 PM)

    This discusts me.
    God must be disapointed, here he gives you the talent to write and you write of things such as this. How wrong.

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  • James B. Earley (2/18/2008 10:32:00 PM)

    Quite a hoot, that poem of yours!

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