664. The Shark Tailed Peguin Poem by Jaden Knight

The shark tailed penguin sneezed out a hook
from the horn of a fishing book
the line was made of lemon bees
lion tailed earthworms and dolphins knees

It managed to catch a garlic vampire
using its toes to breathe rainbow fire
melting the tea of a lime juice snake
singing a lullaby to a garden hose rake

The prongs had been bought by a bin
chewing pennies forged from gin
half were sharpened by a two headed boar
using a potato as a melon chainsaw

The blade has been cut by a curtain
sewn by a pheasant's machine gun
the sausages have tried to drag me away
as my hair wants to go for a run