Oh why was I born a bad poem!
Born self aware and educated.
To be cast among poetry fodder,
This cruel death I am fated.
Oh why couldn't I be written,
However atrocious and absurd
By a Byron, Keats or Shelley,
Assured that I'll be heard.
But I'm scribed by an idiot,
Who can't spell for toffee.
Who is drunk as a skunk,
Always drinking Irish Coffee.
And then there is the rhyme,
All forced to make it fit.
And here's a small example,
It reads just likes hit.
So now ends my sad lament,
By a bad poem ignored by you.
If found end my suffering,
And tear me quickly in two.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem