A Billion Dollars Snake Poem by Richard Wlodarski

Is it an insult
To The Donald?
Or to Donald Duck?

Is it real hair
Or lousy toupee?

Is orange skin
Other worldly?

Can those such small hands
Shake with the fearless?
Will they be nervous and sweaty?
Or swell with boldness and beefy?

Is it his stupid words?
Or lewd body language?
Is it the gestures from nowhere
Exhibiting cries of despair?

Is he a billionaire?
Or a fraud from elsewhere?

Is he USA's great savior?
Or a bellower of hot air?
Will we all sing Oh Happy Day?
Or be stung by today's snake?

Richard Wlodarski (c) 2026