A Horny Old Goat Poem by Juan Olivarez

I have a horny old goat,
horns ten inches long.
'bah, bah, ' and I quote,
not a real pretty song.

I have a horny old goat,
That loves climbing on cars.
he might climb a boat,
If the lake wasn't far.

I have a horny old goat,
That chews on tin cans.
Someday he might choke,
he cares nothing for brands.

I have a horny old goat,
just a kid till he grew.
might skin him for a coat,
Or throw him in a stew.

nah, couldn't do that to old slick Willie.