There was a young girl from Butte
Who was exceedingly cute.
—She lured all the boys
—Away from their toys
And then she gave them the boot.
Then one night she went on a toot
And danced on the bar in her birthday suit.
—Cops picked her up for wearing no clothes,
—She pleaded guilty to indecent expose
That's what happens when you're a hottie,
You have to show off your sexy body.
—It don't matter where
—As long as they stare
While you parade around sans your underwear.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
there are those of her kind but there are others too that would be fitting to bring to mom