ToddMichael St. Pierre
New Orleans
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About Beets

Rating: 5.0
~A VERY TRUE STORY~


I’d rather eat snails with some raw lizard tails!
I’d rather eat soap scum and witch’s toenails!
I’d rather eat fungus, black and humungous,
In fact I’m sure I would rather eat fungus!
I’d rather eat bugs and the shells of three crabs,
Sticky alien brains all covered in scabs!
I’d rather eat rocks in a giant brown box!
I’d rather eat chickens that have chicken pox!
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COMMENTS
Tina Sheldon 12 January 2007
Should be called About Brussels Sprouts': -)
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Rhett Watson 20 December 2006
so horrible it's great! Ha!
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Belinda Gomez 20 December 2006
confession, i love beets, but can't stand raw onions, so i think of onions when i read this instead of beets
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Krista Powell 20 December 2006
Glad to know I'm not the only person who despises beets, everyone else in my family likes them. Not I! Wonderful write!
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Mia Greene 19 December 2006
I HATE those disgusting things too.... Amen! ! !
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Dee Daffodil 20 November 2006
I read this to a small and rather fussy 5 year old...tho why...I'm not sure, because now, I've just given her lots of new ammunition! ! Awesome poem! ! Hugs, Dee
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